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(What?!)
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I'm gonna email the details
Hit you up with them sales
I'm gonna email you
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I'm gonna email you
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Maybe I'll send you some tales
About the northern right whales
They're endangered
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I said they're endangered
(oOOkAAyYYEEee!)
And we don't wanna disappear–
We wanna prevail
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I'm gonna email you
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Open it up, unveil it
I'm the master of regale
I make the people pearl-pale
So when you get my email
Don't act in betrayal
It isn't spam so high-tail
It out of there... or I'll put you... in jail [needed a rhyme]
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And since you subscribed today'll
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An email for you
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Check your inbox
Cause you know we got
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